My Smart Bitch Title

I think it mean Marchioness of the Ass flower. I couldn't be prouder. :)

No man meat today. I've only got a second because I'm busy getting ready for the hub's bbq. We're celebrating his birthday today. My old man is getting a year older. Now he'll be six years my senior until October. Love that, kind of makes me feel dirty...in the good way.

Have a great holiday,

Anna J. Evans

New Cover! Holy Shit, we won!!!

Really like this new cover for "Risking it All", my Oh Yum quickie. It will be out next Thursday! Yeay.

And in other AMAZING news, December Quinn and I won the latest Smart Bitches contest for our entry in the smart bitch silver anus purple prose contest!! Check it out:

http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/

I am so thrilled. I've been lusting after a Smart Bitch title for awhile now. Just remember girls, dream can come true.

Have a great weekend all,

Anna J. Evans

Roo update-glasses and his lazy eye

So my Roo now has glasses. I haven't actually seen them in person yet because he got them while visiting his Dad, but I will very soon. (He'll be home in four days, and I am so freaking relieved. This separation has been really, really hard, more so than any of the one's in the past. I'm thinking it's probably because I'm pregnant and hormonal, but the sobbing has been quite piteous. So piteous I figured I shouldn't even blog about it for fear of running off my few readers :). But he'll be home soon so I'm NOT going to be sad anymore. I will be hopeful and upbeat. I sort of have to be because I started having light contractions yesterday and my doctor told me to go to bed and relax already because that shouldn't be happening so early. Therefore, for the health of this baby I must try not to miss my other baby so much. Tough but necessary. I tell you, mom's weren't meant to be apart from their kids for four weeks. It's unnatural. But then I have no choice about that either...I just hate things I have no choice about!)

Anyway, Roo also has a lazy eye that drifts cross-eyed and may need to be corrected with a patch. But I only noticed the cross eye thing happening while we were in Disneyland with him--mostly when he got so freaking exhausted he could barely hold his eyes open--so I'm hoping we won't have to do the patch. If it only happens when he's THAT tired, it shouldn't be a huge problem because he usually is well rested at home.

So that's it. The Roo update...



Oh, and he can apparently read the dictionary now too. Amazing.

Happy Wednesday,

Anna J. Evans

Man Meat Monday

"Ooooo, my cock, it is there! Let me show you it!"



"Ohhhh!! The censors, they would not let me show you! But you can see it all snug and cradled in my tighty whiteys. The fur coat makes it look even bigger and more magnificent!"



"Hmmm...but the hoodie, not so much...and now...I. Can't. Get. It. Off! Help me!!"

Nothing like some deep, thought provoking man meat to get your week started off on the right foot. Here's hoping this week is a little better than last week. (Speaking of tragic things that happened last week, let's all send some good energy to the family's of all those who lost their lives in China. Those poor people, the death toll is really horrifying.)

Peaceful Monday,

Anna J. Evans

Tagged for a thing...about books....

...there are numbers involved I think...um....god...where is my brain? Oh riiiggghhhtt, pregnancy, the gift that just keeps on giving. (I couldn't find the word I wanted to use about 20 times today. At one point I was so frustrated trying to remember what you called the car seat I almost threw my Sam's strawberries across the van...ugh, thank god this is only for nine months. Anyway, what was I doing..um...oh yeah! Meme goodness.)

Shayla Kersten was the tagger, btw. Her linkie loo is over to the right. Go visit her and shit.

Here be the rules:

1. Find the nearest book of 123 pages or more. No cheating!
2. Turn to page 123.
3. Find the first five sentences.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five other bloggers.

And here is my excerpt from "The Big Book of Filth: 6500 sex slang words and phrases" (It was on my desk because I spent a portion of the afternoon looking for penis and vajayjay slang from the 18th century. Very fun, fabulous waste of time.)

From the section entitled "The Bottom or Buttocks"

bubazine/bombazine mid 19C (US)
bumbo late 18C
bumbosity 20C (US)
bumkin late 18C
bumper 20C
bumper kit 1990s (US Black)
bumpy 20C
bun 1950s-70s
bunchy 1940s (W.I.)
bundie 20C (Irish)
bung 1960s (US)
bunghole 1960s (US)

And there you have it folks! I'm not going to tag anyone because...um...I don't feel like it, and I am a contrary pregnant wench who shall do as she pleases! But please, if you'd like to be added to my YA mailing list, leave a comment in the post below this one. I'll be back with some YA news come Monday.

Latah, have a great weekend,

Anna J. Evans

May have good news, and my Young Adult mailing list

Hey guys,

I maaayyyy have some good news to share soon. Well, to share as vaguely as I can share any young adult writing related news here on the "Anna" blog. As most of you know, I keep my adult and YA pen names strictly separate because that feels like the right thing to do for me. I wouldn't want my 13 year old digging an author, going to their website, and being able to track down the BDSM stuff they write under a different name. So I try my very best to make sure that doesn't happen to anyone I'm connected with through my YA self.

That said, I would LOVE to put together a mailing list for friends of Anna's who would like to know what's up with my younger work. If you'd be interested, just let me know in the comments and I'll add your email addy to my private mailing list.

Hope you all are having a wonderful week and had a great mother's day. (Mine was half great and half blew huge chunks of ass, but what else is knew? With three kids I imagine it's highly unlikely that all of them will be nice to you on the same day. Right?)

Anna J. Evans

The Bump, up close and personal

Bump: Yeah, I'm enjoying things here so far. There's plenty of room to stretch out my legs, my head is still about the same size as my body but that's cool...more room for my brain and all.

Me: Better live it up. Things are going to get crowded in there pretty soon.



Bump: Whatever, Mom. (Rolls over and gives me the butt view, clearly unimpressed with my motherly wisdom, even at the tender age of 12 and 1/2 weeks.)

He/She did measure four days large, however, so I felt better about being in maternity clothes already. I mean, those few millimeters in length are obviously to blame.

Happy weekend,

Anna J. Evans